"Historical Figgaz"- Inventor's Day

Sup! We be doin' this!



CAST



Chris Antes..........Thomas Edison

Zane Norris..........Leonardo DiVinci

Nicole Parish.........Marie Curie

Riley Adamson..........Galileo Galilei



Crew



Nick Nielsen............Director

Robert Bojorquez....Assistant Director

Mary Wakefield.......Producer

Gabe Conroy...........Cinematographer

Robert Bojorquez.............Editor

??????????..............Production Designer(make up, costumes, etc...)



Inventor's Day



By: Historical Figgaz



(Intro - improvised)





Uh!

Oh Yeah!

Historical Figgaz up in this motherfucker!

This a track for all the inventors making your life easy as fuck!

Yo, drop the beat! {Someone giving a puzzled look while bent down over the phonograph}



Okay, whatever

{Beat comes in} Yeah, here we go!



(Hook)

Yo' m-p-3 player (We made it happen)

Yo' social networks (We made it happen)

Yo' Miley Ringtone (We made it happen)

Yo' lack of polio (We made it happen)





[Thomas Edison]

Yo I'm Thomas Edison

Take a taste of this medicine:

I busted outta my momma's pussy

smarter than you ever been



I went to school for only three months,

then got to inventin'



Now flip the tape to side B,

That's it for the history lesson



I got over one thousand

patents to my name

In eight-trey,

congress gave me my own day



I'm on top, gettin' paid

over this rap game



Across the world,

there be sex toys wit' my face (Hey!)



You need a light?

You can thank me if you get it

Apologize to Tesla?

Trick, better forget it!



I'm known to get credit

I patented the wheel {? Show "Actual Patent 772648"}



Yo, Leo!

Drop some shit for real





[Leonardo da Vinci]

Oh yeah!



It's Leonardo da Vinci!

'Sup, bitch, ya miss me?

The number one mind of all time,

for five centuries



Ain't nobody born



who could step to this

Even third graders

know my hits (Biyatch!)



The Mona Lisa, Vitruvian Man,

The Last Suppa'

I'm one grade-A,

straight talented motherfucker



Got my shit on lock,



and my pockets all swoll'

Plus, I just love the cock

That's how I roll





(Hook)

Yo' text messaging (We made it happen)

Timely travel (We made it happen)

Convenient meals (We made it happen)



Front crumple zones (We made it happen)







[Marie Curie]

It's Dirty Dirty Marie,

Curie, ya heard (ya heard) the name right

The way I'm glowin',

you knowin' I'm lit up all night





When I ain't flossin' Nobels

and keepin' shit tight,

I'm straight up giving you cancer

faster than blacklights



You'll last for just a half-life

I'm something to see

My wall is like the sun:



about a thousand degrees



There ain't no one in history

dirty as me,

with the possible exception

of my homie, Galilei





[Galileo Galilei]

It's Galileo Galilei!

No inventor as ill as me!



I'm the Father of Science,

and it ain't no fuckin' hyperbole!



Mother Nature, so hot,

got down on her knees

Her rainforest was wet,

like you wouldn't believe



Well, my penis agreed,



so I inserted my seed,

and the Scientific Method

is what we conceived



And since then,

mad bitches creamin' over my fame

I've even got Stephen Hawking

screamin' my name





[Marie Curie, singing, possibly improvised]



Yeah

I told you he was dirty

Well, if you can think of something besides

Galileo sexin' Stephen Hawking,

then hold on, 'cause we gon' hit you with it {Hook overlaps}





(Hook)

Yo' room temperature (We made it happen)



No need to shit outside (We made it happen)

Yo' sex robot (We made it happen)

Complete reliance on technology! (We made it happen)





(Outro - Improvised)